I’ve effectively evolved into a mermaid
because drowning in school/life/etc isn’t an option
A stake rep invited the congregation sing this hymn during his talk. Really beautiful and comforting. Not a dry eye in the joint.
Average Convos Ft. Moose
Roommate: “How did your tour with the kindergartners go?”
Me: “Good- though most of them thought Moose were carnivores.”
Roommate: “Oh my god, that’s hilarious.”
Roommate: "Wait…actually that’s a terrifying image."
Me: "You’re telling me! I’m gonna have nightmares about weremoose for weeks!"
Average Convos Text Edition Feat. Sam’s Mom
*On my youngest sister Cambria’s birthday*
Me: Congrats on Cambria making it to 18 years!
Mom: Just like the Savior, we will love, encourage, and endure her imperfections into humility, repentance, and coming unto Christ. Send her the greatest gift…your love and prayers :-*
Anonymous said: Can you give the citations for coffee staying in your system for many years? I've never heard that before and would like to see the research :)
HAHAHA. I totally misspoke
(miswrote?). I meant, the effects of coffee on your system can last decades (heightened cholesterol from cafestol residues, carcinogens, etc.). This is why you don’t answer asks after pulling an all-nighter.
Anonymous said: Do you have a favourite hymn?
There Is a Green Hill Far Away. Love, love, love that hymn. :)
I had a bishop that came to Young Women’s annually to give talks similar to this. I laughed and cried on the inside; laughed because what he was perpetuating was beyond ridiculous, and cried because I knew there were young, impressionable girls that believed him.
"Seeking means: to have a goal; but finding means: to be free, to be receptive, to have no goal."
Anonymous said: If you look at it from a scientific perspective, wouldn't you find following the WoW beneficial????
I never said it wasn’t. There’s plenty of research to back up how coffee can stay in your system for decades, and it’s a fact that alcohol stomps all over your brain.
There is a Two and a Half Men
Charlie Sheen obvi. Ashton…just no scene that sums up my feelings about the WoW
Anonymous said: Do you consider yourself a theistic evolutionist?
I’m somewhere on that spectrum I suppose.