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I’ve effectively evolved into a mermaid

because drowning in school/life/etc isn’t an option 

#3 finals and 2 projects in 5 days #cue hyperventilation #just keep swimming
#flying fox #Pteropodidae #bats Be Still My Soul

A stake rep invited the congregation sing this hymn during his talk. Really beautiful and comforting. Not a dry eye in the joint.

#be still my soul #lds #mormon #tumblrstake

Average Convos Ft. Moose

Roommate: “How did your tour with the kindergartners go?”

Me: “Good- though most of them thought Moose were carnivores.”

*lols*

Roommate: “Oh my god, that’s hilarious.”

Roommate: "Wait…actually that’s a terrifying image."

Me: "You’re telling me! I’m gonna have nightmares about weremoose for weeks!"

#from the mouths of babes #museum life #they would kill us all #wildlife #average convos
#hymen #hymn #same thing #mormon problems
#karma

Average Convos Text Edition Feat. Sam’s Mom

*On my youngest sister Cambria’s birthday*

Me: Congrats on Cambria making it to 18 years!


Mom: Just like the Savior, we will love, encourage, and endure her imperfections into humility, repentance, and coming unto Christ. Send her the greatest gift…your love and prayers :-*

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Mom: SAMANTHA

#i can hear her voice hahahaha #ENDURE her like her child is a trial #i'm crying #lds moms #average convos #yes my mom ACTUALLY texts me things like that #mormon

Anonymous said: Can you give the citations for coffee staying in your system for many years? I've never heard that before and would like to see the research :)

HAHAHA. I totally misspoke (miswrote?). I meant, the effects of coffee on your system can last decades (heightened cholesterol from cafestol residues, carcinogens, etc.).  This is why you don’t answer asks after pulling an all-nighter. 

Anonymous said: Do you have a favourite hymn?

There Is a Green Hill Far Away. Love, love, love that hymn. :)

Meridian Magazine - A YSA Bishop Talks to the Sisters About Intimacy

I had a bishop that came to Young Women’s annually to give talks similar to this. I laughed and cried on the inside; laughed because what he was perpetuating was beyond ridiculous, and cried because I knew there were young, impressionable girls that believed him.

#lds #chastity #mormon problems #meridian magazine

"Seeking means: to have a goal; but finding means: to be free, to be receptive, to have no goal."

- Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse 
#preachhhhh #hesse
#deprived as a child #clearly #first world problems
#nature #dna

Anonymous said: If you look at it from a scientific perspective, wouldn't you find following the WoW beneficial????

I never said it wasn’t. There’s plenty of research to back up how coffee can stay in your system for decades, and it’s a fact that alcohol stomps all over your brain.

There is a Two and a Half Men Charlie Sheen obvi. Ashton…just no scene that sums up my feelings about the WoW

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#WoW #terrestrial kingdom bound

Anonymous said: Do you consider yourself a theistic evolutionist?

I’m somewhere on that spectrum I suppose.